sailorghetto:

fuckyeahladygaga:

One Monster’s costume for tonight’s Vegas ARTRAVE.

what the fuck chill omg how is it even possible 

gilinskytbh:

baesicdallas:

So there’s this place in New South Wales called Yass and there is a mcdonalds there and well…..

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"my ass"

open 24 hours

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gaydirectioner:

When I’m listening to Britney Spears in my car and one of my friends tells me to change it

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craftymcclever:

why heeellllooooo
if i was a doctor
hot guy:i sprained my wrist
me:okay take off your underwear
after i fainted
nurse:how many fingers?
me:3 with some lube

slovvbro:

staayyggolden:

slovvbro:

What if the 4th of July was on Friday the 13th D:

Whose the fucking idiot who said this? How can u have two dates together?

have u ever fuckin heard of a double date

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