super villain with gun to my head:any last words?
me:BITCH. hehUH, WHY YOU MAD? cus my pussy pops, SUHveely, *snaps with my hands tied up* and yaws dONT-UH
"i can’t eat that, i’ll get fat"
"i can’t sleep in late today i have to do work"
"no i can’t watch a whole season in one go that’s lazy"