tonyfromstatefarm: in your girl’s pussy like OMFG
canadianslut: I wish my name was Zoe so I could introduce myself like this
torsos: i don’t give blowjobs i give blowcareers
yesimbeyonce: me at your funeral
People empty me and I have to get away to refill.– Charles Bukowski (via mylifeasjessss)
When you stop arguing with someone and they say...